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'<div class="quote_bkg"><div class="quote">The Gypsy Rose Lee of our times<div class="quote_credit">Hermione Erye, Independent on Sunday</div></div></div>',

'<div class="quote_bkg"><div class="quote">Gwendoline Lamour, the British Queen of Burlesque...England’s answer to Dita<div class="quote_credit">Fern Britton, This Morning, ITV</div></div></div>',

'<div class="quote_bkg"><div class="quote">Spectacular, sensuous and riveting, Gwendoline Lamour’s burlesque performances recreate an exotic era with exquisite delicacy and wit; an exceptional and alluring talent<div class="quote_credit">The Culture Show, BBC</div></div></div>',

'<div class="quote_bkg"><div class="quote">Time Out says: Best news ever? Gwendoline Lamour – British burlesque superstar and Time Out’s celebrity cabaret blogger (see www.timeout.com/london/cabaret) – is back, back, back! Her decadent, fantastical shows at the now-closed Soho Revue Bar have been much missed<div class="quote_credit">Critics Choice, Time Out</div></div></div>',

'<div class="quote_bkg"><div class="quote">Timeless elegance of a bygone age, a feast for the eyes and senses, tantalizing the onlooker with awe inspiring finesse; there is only one Gwendoline Lamour!<div class="quote_credit">Louis Mariette, Celebrity Milliner</div></div></div>',

'<div class="quote_bkg"><div class="quote">Be beguiled by the artistry and elegance of the lovely Gwendoline Lamour, the equisite creature with the fans<div class="quote_credit">Erotic Review</div></div></div>',

'<div class="quote_bkg"><div class="quote">A photographer introduced me to Gwendoline Lamour a ravenhaired chanteuse and dancer with the kind of chassis that made Betty Page a fortune and the nylons to match<div class="quote_credit">Rowan Pelling, The Independent</div></div></div>',

'<div class="quote_bkg"><div class="quote">Think Britain can’t do pin-up glamour? A few slack-jawed moments watching Miss Lamour’s ’Crystal Shoe’ performance might just change your mind<div class="quote_credit">Time Out, The A-Z of Burlesque</div></div></div>',

'<div class="quote_bkg"><div class="quote">Gwendoline Lamour is a stunning, sensational feast of sensuality<div class="quote_credit">John Wellington, Managing Editor, Mail on Sunday</div></div></div>'
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